Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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I like touching my boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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