- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

How old are you? 7

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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