- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Yo Momma So Fat!

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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