Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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