What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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