- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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