- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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