Wait! hundred billions!

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Guest what in the butt

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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cory

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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ert

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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