- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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