There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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