- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

poopy is poopy

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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