Golf.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Kevin and Ramin

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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