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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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