- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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