Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Justin Beiber

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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who else is on here?

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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they're dead. idiot.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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