My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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