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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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