- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

the power to turn magnetism into light

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

save me from the nothing ive become

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