- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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