My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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