- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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