- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A women left the kitchen.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

That's illegal What? Your mom

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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