- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

whats my name? Matt

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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