- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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