- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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