- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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