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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dumbledore dies.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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