What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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