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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Wenis Penis

European on my shoes, buddy.

Good job, son.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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