roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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