What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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