Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Anti Joke

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