- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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