Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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