Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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The holocaust

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

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