Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Justin Beiber

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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