Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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sure!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why? Why not?

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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