- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Caramel Boing.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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