Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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