- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Caramel Boing.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

what to call someone thats gay zak

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

69

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Japan

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??