- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

i wonder who made this website? a human

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Chris is hairy

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

This is not funny.

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