- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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