- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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