If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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aodhan hearty

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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