So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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women's rights

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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