- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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