- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

No it doesnt..

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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