- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

outside your comfort zone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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