what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

girls basketball

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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