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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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