Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What black and has children A black man

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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