- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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