- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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