Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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