Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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