Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

the economy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

no

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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