- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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