Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Pickles are moist.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What is the name of the car? What

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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