- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Chlamydia

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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