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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

whats green and slimy? green slim

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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