- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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