knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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pee

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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