- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

anti jokes are really funny

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.