Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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My Boyfriend

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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How would you rule?

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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