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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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