- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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