- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Women's Rights Movement

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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