- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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