What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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