Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Anti Joke

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