what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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