- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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