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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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