roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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what's up? my penis.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Raveena Thandhan

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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