- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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