why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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mexicans fishing

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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