- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Shltskc gw? G

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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