Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

I'm gay.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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