- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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