- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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