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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

knock knock? come in

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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