- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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