Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

men's rights activists

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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