- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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