- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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