What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Lewis

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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