Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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F? No k

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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karn chevalier

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This is a joke.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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