Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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