- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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