What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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