What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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