- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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