Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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