- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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