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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

child labor

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

There once was this guy and he fell down

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Yo Momma So Fat!

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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