- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Women's rights.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

A miserable man committed suicide.

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